Link → Shieldher Taser Parties
Attention Ladies: Got all the Tupperware you need? Wanna zap some energy into your life - or into the body of the next guy who annoys you? Shieldher is marketing their tasers to women via neighborhood, locally hosted taser parties.
And to answer your next question, Yes, this product does come in a lovely metallic pink and several other colors.
Hmmmm. I wonder if the impending newlyweds, Very Very Good Girl and Sportsbizpro, are registered here.

