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The 50 Most Memorable Bedroom Pin-ups Ever - Asylum | For All Mankind

In yet another instance of the Internet serving humanity, Asylum has painstakingly selected, annotated, and displayed the 50 bedroom objects of male adolescents’ er, let’s call it inner-directed affection. Shakira, shown above, is #50 and carries this caption: 50. Shakira — In almost any language, Shakira translates into “astounding abs.” What’s the origin of this six-pack wonder? Shakira fell in love with performing when her father took her to a Middle Eastern restaurant and she discovered belly dancing. (We only mention that detail to help you imagine Shakira belly dancing. It makes the poster even better.)

Oh, I can’t maintain the suspense. #1 is this ealy poster of Ms Cindy Crawford: 1. Cindy Crawford — In this early poster which became an icon, CC gave us all a peekaboo hint of her talents, and we’ve been in love (lust?) ever since. The all-American denim cutoffs combined with shy hands and over-the-shoulder, come hither look was the ultimate for any man or boy who had an extra bit of wall space and dreams to fill. Cindy, you’re truly # 1

You’re on your own for the other 48.